This is a roleplay journal for Etna from Disgaea. She is played by el_hustino at netherworld_rpg.

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Name: Etna
Title: Beauty Queen
Series: Disgaea
Taken From: Post-Disgaea 2 (Video Game)
Age: 1,473
Sexuality: Pansexual.
Height: 4’10”
Appearance: Etna has the appearance of a very lithe, completely flat-chested mid-teens girl. As a result of her complete absence of breasts, she can easily be mistaken for younger. She wears her red hair in two twin-tails. Being a demon, she sports several non-human characteristics: her tail, which is long, slender, and ends in a heart shape; her eyes, which are a very deep red; and her wings, which are normally small (probably a foot-long each) but can increase in size to allow her to fly (probably three feet-long each).

Her clothing typically consists of thigh-high leather boots, bicep-long leather gloves, a tight leather collar with a ring, a top which is a black leather bikini top that somehow magically adheres to her chest, and a short leather skirt which is only a little larger than a belt. She has a habit of carrying an Elder Spear, which is a long spear made of a twisted, dark-red metal and is longer than she is tall.

( Personality )

( History )

( Possessions )

( Powers )

( Miscellaneous )

Alright, people!

Line up and get ready to be beaten. I want this done nice and quickly so I can move onto the finals. I've still got three [Prinny Tokens], so come and try to get them.

I don't intend to go easy♥

Oh man, I take back everything bad I said about this place. Mounds of free candy? I'll put off kicking Overlord Baal's ass for a couple weeks to show my appreciation.

I swear, I've gone through at least ten pounds of this already! It's--

...

Wait.

SON OF A B--IT'S ANOTHER INCIDENT! Why I've picked up that word from all those annoying women, I don't know. It is, isn't it?! There's no way that bastard would give out candy like this if there weren't a catch!

Augh! Now I need to figure out what I'm supposed to do with this crap so I can either get whatever prize they have at the end or avoid getting punished at the end. It's probably EXP, so...

...What the Hell am I supposed to do? Augh, this is going to stress me out so much that I want to--[Is still shoveling candy into her mouth.]--DAMN IT!

( Private )

[Public]

HEY, LOSERS!

Why the Hell's no one else in the [Spear User's Club]? Do any of you know how cliche using swords is?! Look how big that club is! Come on, people, use a spear for evil's sake! It's so much cooler and sexier than some lame-old sword.

...Eh, whatever.

Attention students!

As far as I'm concerned, [Seduction Class] is canceled for the duration of the circus! As wonderful as showing off my skills and beauty may be, the circus means junk food and like Hell am I going to miss out on that.

...Speaking of which. Hey, Priiiince~? I'm going to be taking the Prinnies and some of the, uh, 'royal funds' to investigate this circus. I'm sure it'll be important for one thing or another. No objections?

...Good♥

Alright, who are all these people and what are they doing in the castle? Last I checked, we had a grand total of zero people waiting to get in as vassals to the Prince, so either he got off his butt and found some or...you're all thieves and trespassers.

In theory, I should be telling you all to get out, but so long as you touch nothing of mine, I'll pretend I saw nothing.

...

Who the heck redecorated the castle?

PEOPLE OF memento_eden, PLEASE DEFRIEND THIS JOURNAL AS IT IS TO BE USED FOR netherworld_rpg!

[Filtered to People She Talked to as a Child (Kid, Rika, et cetera) // Unhackable]

I think you people are smart enough to know this, but just in case you need it spelled out for you:

What happened during the event never happened. That kid you talked to? Dead. She doesn't exist anymore. Forget everything.

[Public]

Alright, Memento Eden, prepare yourself! Beauty Queen Etna needs a date for this ball, so it's time for a little game! I expect one Hell of a turnout~ ♥

Man, will this really work, dood?

( Current Contestants! )

Remember, anyone wanting to have the honor of taking the great Beauty Queen to the ball, speak up!

D-Dood, is this an honor or a punishment?

W-Where am I? This doesn't look like the Netherworld. There's no fire or lava or anything. I don't even see the King's Castle. I'm not allowed to use the Dimensional Gate, so I don't know how I coulda got here.

Oooooh, maybe this is another trick. I r-really, really wish they'd stop picking on me! Even after what they did to my dog, they still...

M-Maybe they tricked me into the Dimensional Gate and sent me somewhere. Sigh, this isn't gonna be good. I gotta get back to the castle and finish my chores. I can't let His Majesty down! M-Maybe if I ask for directions...

No! N-No, no! If I'm gonna be a terrible and fierce Demon Lord, I gotta demand directions, not ask! I hope no big demons are around. I guess the people 'round here don't look too scary...

So, um! S-So! Everyone listen to me! I'm a personal servant maid assistant vassal to King Krichevskoy! That's right, the Overlord! So, if you know what's good for you, you'll help me get back to the capital! If you don't, K-King Krichevskoy will be really upset. I'm a really, really important vassal to the King!

[Etna is at the wee age of one hundred seventy and a half years old. She's probably about three and a half feet tall and is actually wearing clothes.]

One year.

I've been in this lame, boring, miserable, boring little clump of dirt for a year as of today. I feel like I should be getting gifts or something. Hmph.

Eh, whatever. A year's nothing for a Demon, right? Still, an ambitious 1,473-year-old like me has better things to be doing than sitting around in a place like this. It's not even an entire world: it's just one island. Taking over the place and making myself queen wouldn't even be entertaining. It'd be like playing a game of king-of-the-hill and taking it too seriously.

Sure, I'd win, but whoopdie-doo. I'd still be bored.

...Oh, great, just remembered half my axe skills. Whoa-boy! I'll sure put those right to use.

Meh.

Hey, Prince.

Just so you know, with both of us gone for over a year, our Netherworld's probably fallen into disarray with civil wars and everyone's likely killing each other for the position of Overlord. Massacres, rebellious Demons gathering power, and everyone in general giving even less of a crap about you than when you were actually there. In other words, the Netherworld is likely going to Hell. Someone's gonna take the place of Overlord and will prooooobably have an entire army waiting to smash you when you get back.

If you get back.

You're going to have one big-ass mess on your hands.

Just thought I'd give you something to think about.

((1% spent on the state of the Netherworld during Laharl's three-year-nap, although the above comment was due to her using common sense. 1% spent on low-level axe skills just 'cause. 24% used, 0% remaining.))

HEY, PRINCE!

Get your scrawny ass out here! You're figuring out how to fix this cold problem for everyone!

Aizen. You're running the onsen for a week. I'm taking time off.

[Private; Unhackable]

You left, too, huh? I guess it was only a matter of time. Still, back home, you're...dead. You're dead. You're dead. When I go home, you won't be there. You had to go and save the Netherworld from Overlord Baal...

Damn it, why did I have to remember THAT now? I don't want to deal with HIM or that right now, but...if it's a promise to you, I'll do it, even though looking--no, just THINKING about him now makes my blood boil. Both him and that human got something I couldn't get. What was it and why?

Why?

Your Majesty, in my chest...I don't understand. My chest hurts so. You're gone and I hurt, but it's so much like how I hurt even when you were here; it's like a knife was stabbed into there and got pushed in further. I don't understand what this is. It hurts so, so much.

My heart...what IS this?

(1% spent on her promise to Krichevskoy: Make Laharl into the greatest Overlord. 1% spent on Laharl's birth.)

Dood!

This is freaking sweet, dood! I just remembered something! Yeah, me, one of the Prinnies, dood! Well, okay, we all remembered it, but I got the thing first so I'm the only one that counts right now. The other two can suck it.

So, so, okay, dood, get this! We I'm a hero! We I remembered that we I apparently went on some sort of adventure!

It's been an awesome month for the Prinny Squad, doods! First we get that sweet car that Master Etna sometimes lets us drive on our own and now we find out we're I'm a hero!

On top of that, dood?

WE'VE I'VE GOT THIS BITCHIN' SCARF! It's like a real hero's scarf, too! It flaps dramatically in the wind even when there's no wind and everything. PLUS, it keeps us me from exploding! Much. Sort of.

Anyways, dood, this has been a sweet month for us Prinnies! Especially me since I grabbed the scarf first! Everyone can just call me Prinny Hero! Or Hero Prinny! Actually, you can just call me Hero if you want, dood.

The ladies like heroes, right, dood?

This is gonna be sweet! All you doods can count on us me for any hero services you guys need! Whether it's saving damsels, finding lost treasure, or helping you across the street, We're I'm ready to do the hero-ing!

...But, uh. Doods? Where the heck's Grif? We've been looking everywhere for him, dood! We wanted to tell him about the scarf and everything before anyone else. We're wondering where he's hiding, dood...

((Prinny memories: 1% on the effect of the scarf, 1% spent on what fighting skills they have, 3% spent on their skills, and 1% on being the star of their own game. One of the Prinnies will always be wearing the scarf and demand to be called something along the lines of Hero; it won't always be the same Prinny, technically, since they'll force each other to share, but no one should be able to tell the difference anyways.))

Hey, people!

PEOPLE~!

I'm sure everyone's hurting over how we all had to miss Valentine's Day, am I right? Of course I am! That's why--for all of you out there who missed out on the holiday--I'm throwing a long overdue onsen party!

That's right!

A VALENTINE'S PARTY!

Come experience a night of savory food, sweet desserts, and maybe even a little love or lust~

Since it's going to be for Valentine's Day, I'm going to make you all a special deal out of the kindness of my heart! Here it is!

Anyone who plans to come with a lover, date, or a friend-with-benefits and buys two tickets gets ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS OFF THE TOTAL DEAL! That's right! One hundred dollars off if you come with a date!

And, come on now. This is for Valentine's Day. You're going to be coming with a date anyways, am I right? OF COURSE I AM! I'm basically giving you a deal and a little extra incentive to do something you were probably going to do already!

Don't forget! We have rooming and breakfast, just in case some of you...want a night alone, if you catch my drift~ ♥ This will be the perfect party to celebrate Valentine's or just your ~*~love~*~ in general~ Don't forget the hot springs, of course!

So, what're you waiting for? Find yourself a date and get yourselves a couple of tickets at the temporary low-low-low price of $300 a pair! Remember, that includes all-you-can-eat dinner, a night stay, access to the bar and the baths, and breakfast! For you loners or people looking to hook up at the party itself, don't worry! You can get all those benefits for just $200 a ticket!

So, hurry up and get yourself a date and some tickets, people!

((You heard the woman, people. Comment here with characters going as couples to get two tickets for the price of $300; people going alone comment here to get a ticket for $200. The log will be for the weekend of the 27th, so this coming weekend. That gives you people a week to get up the nerve and ask out those people you've been wanting to!))

[The Prinnies are out and about, but, strangely, they are all singing a song. One that sounds more like a chant than a song, really. Whether together or alone, they are singing.]

Reeeeed moon~

Reeeeed moon~

Cleanses the sinful and maaakes them anew~

Shiiining brightly in the night sky, waiting for the souls~

Who will be boooorn again toniiiight~?

Who will be born agaaaaain...tonight~?

Be born again toniiiiight~?

Reeeeed moon~

Reeeeed moon~

[The Prinnies are chanting a song wherever they go all this week. Please listen to this to know just what they sound like.]

((1% spent on Akai Tsuki.))

Helloooo everyone~ Your beloved Beauty Queen Etna here--

And the Prinny Squad helpin', dood!

--opening up a ~*~faaaabulous~*~ new venue~!

Have YOU ever wanted to see yourself on other peoples' shirts? I know you have! This is why your local generous Beauty Queen is doing YOU a favor!

Show 'em, Prinny Squad!



Here we've got an example of what we can make for you, doods! Here, we've got a picture of Overlord Laharl on this nice, 100% cotton shirt! It's honestly pretty embarrassing, dood, but whatever. One size fits all, dood! Unless you're really fat.

Bring us any image you want--any at all--and my expert crack team of Prinny slaves exceptional artists will ~*~magically~*~ stamp it onto a shirt! Wear it yourself, give it to loved ones, shower your fans with them! The options are endless.

BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!

Show 'em, Prinny Squad!

( MORE FABULOUS OFFERS BEHIND THE CUT~! )

( Private; Unhackable )

((1% spent on the Red Moon, 1% spent on general Prinny information, 1% spent on Krichevskoy's marriage, 2% remaining. Note: People who regularly see Etna will notice she's out of it. She'll be daydreaming, apathetic, and one might even think sad or lonely.))

Oooooooooookay.

Turkeys.

After all the other insane events this place has had and now they throw a bunch of fat, stupid, flightless birds at us.

...

Why do I feel right at home?

It's been so booooring around here!

What the heck's going on? A third of the freaking population is on hiatus. Is this NaNo thing really that important? Sounds like a freaking waste of time to me. What a bunch of losers.

Even the Prince is gone. What. A. Loser. I thought he of all people would have the sense not to go on a hiatus. Oh well, at least that means I don't need to deal with his whining for a while. Though I still need to deal with that damn bush.

I swear, half my employees are on hiatus for one reason or another. If it's not NaNo, it's school, if it's not that, it's ~*~DRAMAAAAA~*~! This is seriously ticking me off. What the Hell am I supposed to do if I don't have any employees to forcibly coerce into doing various menial tasks on a regular basis? The Prinnies are only amusing for so long.

November can kiss my nice, firm ass.